Would Emma Ink consider to date me?

[Killbuster]

I have a little crush on her. She is so perfect in my eyes. I really would like to know if there is any chance that i could meet her.

I would like to go to an hotel room for just one day i would gift her good cash. But these are just dreams. Or do you guys think it may be possible on a few conditions ? Like if she likes you and if you gift her for that one night of your dreams enough $$

What do you guys think , how should i approach this. Or am i being delusional?

If she reads this please reply im a really big fan. I think i watched every video of your farting store ::funny

[lololo]

Just take a breath and realize what you are asking
bro

[WarlordX]

I don't know if this is a joke or not. ::roll

[booba12]

::confused Mmm very HARD, but not impossible ... i dont know..

[krysonoz]

Maybe you should give up on porn for a while.

[Killbuster]

Hahaha im actually serious, ive a crush on her.

[lololo]

So does every guy who's ever fapped to her. Man I'd love for dildo to wrap this up in a nice little over dramatic package.

Look ok you know most porn models get this right? That a lot of their fans want to be with them. But they want to stay hidden for a reason. They don't want people knowing about their personal life. They would probably feel really creeped out if a fan wanted to date them because of their porn. Maybe or maybe not. But chances are that she could be. And she might even have a boyfriend already too.

[1313Jr.1313]

So does every guy who's ever fapped to her. Man I'd love for dildo to wrap this up in a nice little over dramatic package.

Look ok you know most porn models get this right? That a lot of their fans want to be with them. But they want to stay hidden for a reason. They don't want people knowing about their personal life. They would probably feel really creeped out if a fan wanted to date them because of their porn. Maybe or maybe not. But chances are that she could be. And she might even have a boyfriend already too.

pretty much this. she maintains anonymity for a reason and to be honest, you know very little of who she actually is. your best bet is to stick to the fantasy for now and look irl.

[Mudofale]

Maybe you should give up on porn for a while.

Best advice in this thread.

Also, if you hadn't realized it yet, she has a boyfriend. Shes had a boyfriend for at least two years now. She keeps relatively private, but outside of her address you can find basically everything you want about her.

Shes from the south, plays minecraft (some other games), she went to school to study something (anthropology?). It was related to history I believe. She started taking classes to work on her masters a few years ago (no clue as to what she is doing now). She has a cat or two (or more). I think she had/has a dog... She is into Star Trek and Cosplaying. She likes to see the world and flirt. Something about guys, but I forget what it was... Some other shit she said. A quick google search and you can find out a lot about her. Personal stuff about her you are going to have to ask yourself, but good luck with that. If you are good at making deductions you can deduce everything you need from everything she posted online.

She has a bio somewhere, but I cannot find it. She also talked about it on her youtube channel and instagram (I think it was instagram) over the years. Although, I stopped reading up on her because I found out everything I wanted to know.
Unless you are a somebody of relevance, then your chances with her are basically nill. Since she has a boy friend your chances are non-existent. She'll take the money though... hell, ill put on a wig and some make up and take your money.

[IHeartGirlFarts]

http://i.imgur.com/ps1CoDA.gif

Yeah I think you should see if she's taking slave applications instead

[Mudofale]

Her site says she is taking money applications. I also do not see any slave videos on her site, so I would say no.

Although... if you throw enough money at anyone you can get them to do just about anything.

[Killbuster]

Yeah thanks for al the information about her btw

But i would like to give her loads of money for just one night to fart on me , i dont even want to fuck her.

I just want to smell her ass nothing more.

I was thinking about this because i saw in the past loads of videos where models post stuff like : Farting on my Client or Farting on my Fan etc

I was just thinking maybe she would accept cash. Im from the other side of the world and im willing to take the plane and visit her haha. So i cant really tell anyone in her area if she is scared to be noticed or dont want people to know about her doings.

[1313Jr.1313]

if that's the case then, just email her and say as much. she'll probably say no but there's always a chance when money's involved.

[Mudofale]

if that's the case then, just email her and say as much. she'll probably say no but there's always a chance when money's involved.

Hey man... don't crush the kids dreams. He could be the son of an oil baron. If he threw $100k at her I doubt she would say no. You know what you can do with $100k? Get about 15,000 burritos from Chipotle. That's some good eatin.

Although... the real question is: Why are you asking us instead of asking her? Worse she can do is say no. Although you kind of sound like the crazy stalker type, so... maybe you should just go masturbate to some porn instead.

[quaataik]

Sorry, we're already married.


You know what you can do with $100k? Get about 15,000 burritos from Chipotle. That's some good eatin.


That could be useful in Emma's line of work. . . isn't she a vegetarian though? Do they do that? No Chipotle here.

[Mudofale]

Shes not vegan though. At least, not to my knowledge. They make vegetarian burritos. You get everything but the meat, and it still taste pretty dam good since they barely give you meat anyway.

[Dildo T Baggins]

http://i.imgur.com/sJOEEwz.jpg?1 ←killbuster at the tales beginning because he can't soar.


...Man I'd love for dildo to wrap this up in a nice little over dramatic package.

lololo certainly knows my steez! When I came across this thread I was like...
http://i.imgur.com/R7In4cY.gif?1

The only possible sound advice for this young man would be...
http://i.imgur.com/IgRjnA3.gif?1
But then I started to stink more on it, and I realized fuck we're all guilty of
doing the majority of our decision making using this organ:
http://i.imgur.com/2Ym6UYN.png?1and not nearly enough using this one:
http://i.imgur.com/ETgrOqA.gif?1 so, killbuster...
I apologize to you in advance for using you as the'tard in the follwing cautionary tale.
I hope the end will make-up for shining such a brilliant light upon your foolishness.
It's a ledge we've all dangled from and the following is as much of a reminder to myself
as it is a HIT THE MOTHERFUCKING BREAKS warning for you.::great

E M M A I N K
http://i.imgur.com/FyVYLiI.gif?1::nyam
&The
Little Retard Who Thought He Should ! ?
http://i.imgur.com/jVVRsmY.jpg?1




I have a little crush on her. She is so perfect in my eyes...
http://i.imgur.com/RRYYx0x.gif?1 *NOT her real response!

I know you think this is how you come across...
http://i.imgur.com/NRxttUY.gif?1
whenever you shower models with sweet compliments, but...
http://i.imgur.com/fl2fKYR.gif?1
they see completely through it!
http://i.imgur.com/JisGnCP.gif?1
http://i.imgur.com/6w0JsIU.gif?1


I really would like to know if there is any chance that i could meet her...
http://i.imgur.com/xRsgBKo.jpg?1
http://i.imgur.com/KdwknB2.gif?1

In this fantasy you imagine this is how EMMA would react upon
hearing the wonderful news that you want to "meet" her...
http://i.imgur.com/GLnd7Yx.gif?1
Pardon me while reality kicks in...
http://i.imgur.com/yK32mLV.gif?1




...I would like to go to an hotel room for just one day i would gift her good cash. But these are just dreams. Or do you guys think it may be possible on a few conditions ? Like if she likes you and if you gift her for that one night of your dreams enough $$...

:rolleyes
killbuster, you are persistent to say the least.

http://i.imgur.com/AoUwyZI.jpg?1

:$


.What do you guys think...
http://i.imgur.com/Qq1Nw8m.gif?1
http://i.imgur.com/KZeKLly.gif?1

how should i approach this...
Well, isn't that the million dollar question! First off, If I had a sure-fire way of
getting close and comfortable with EMMA INK I sure as taxes wouldn't tell!
However I can show you how you currently look approaching it...
http://i.imgur.com/Yaw48Gj.gif?1 you're lust drunk !
We've all been there (like every day) So just fap and...
http://i.imgur.com/d07rO51.jpg?1
sober up, fool!


Or am i being delusional?
http://i.imgur.com/EGeGL5e.jpg?1

http://i.imgur.com/4eNNezl.gif?1


If she reads this please reply im a really big fan. I think i watched every video of your farting store ::funny
http://i.imgur.com/wclzZTt.jpg?1



Hahaha im actually serious, ive a crush on her.
http://i.imgur.com/bGYTapW.gif?1


http://i.imgur.com/Nx4L1ku.gif?1

...But i would like to give her loads of money for just one night to fart on me , i dont even want to fuck her.

I just want to smell her ass nothing more.
http://i.imgur.com/8gFo36k.gif?1

I was thinking about this because i saw in the past loads of videos where models post stuff like : Farting on my Client or Farting on my Fan etc

I was just thinking maybe she would accept cash. Im from the other side of the world and im willing to take the plane and visit her haha. So i cant really tell anyone in her area if she is scared to be noticed or dont want people to know about her doings.
http://i.imgur.com/9yLzoWG.gif?1
http://i.imgur.com/a1TNRF4.gif?1
http://i.imgur.com/L1ZhR3b.gif?1
WAKE UP MOTHERFUCKER!

Now repeat after me...
http://i.imgur.com/OJKSqpQ.gif?1
Well, the "perverted tendencies" is sort of a given if you're on this forum...
But come on man just enjoy EMMA'S clips for what they are. You know we'd all
love to stick our head in the bathroom while she's taking the mother of all dumps
and sniff the startled air until our noses are sucked through the back of our heads
but that's just crazy talk, right? ::spiteful
http://i.imgur.com/lQhrtHP.gif?1

Here's to get you through...
Knee Highs & Shiny Undies Farts.mp4 145.5 MB Length:00:02:00
http://i.imgur.com/0BxMZMb.gif?1
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https://mega.co.nz/#!ml4SgKrZ!XAh-FsouJhf9sgKZQwQ_nEkFOx1zjtfqJcJNhWFBrXM (https://mega.co.nz/#%21ml4SgKrZ%21XAh-FsouJhf9sgKZQwQ_nEkFOx1zjtfqJcJNhWFBrXM)

http://s11.postimg.org/idfwuke6r/vlcsnap_2015_01_22_04h25m11s237.png::nyam


Booty Shakin' Farts.mp4 285.9 MB Length:00:03:55
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https://mega.co.nz/#!voIhRIgA!i0SpkMT6vPPvR_9x6x9z809nM2oPnm4DLe6u9HF ePcw (https://mega.co.nz/#%21voIhRIgA%21i0SpkMT6vPPvR_9x6x9z809nM2oPnm4DLe6 u9HFePcw)

http://s11.postimg.org/kn8mj2cib/vlcsnap_2015_01_22_04h28m38s254.png

killbuster at the end of this tale →http://torrents.empornium.me/static/common/smileys/bonerdance.gif


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbUpPVOEkdA

[StrykerFett]

Dildo, you're a great man

[Mudofale]

I can't get into Attack on Titan. I've seen three different episodes on three separate occasions, and each time I just get too bored... They talk too damn much about absolutely nothing.

[Killbuster]

Dildo , tbh i must say it was worth it to start this thread. I dont know how much time u spended making that post but it sure is more time than i putted in this thread. It was an adventure reading your post and i feel honord that u mentioned my name so many times

I like ur post alot!

But tbh im not really searching my ass of to meet her. I was just asking in general if such thing is possible. This thread was the only thing i did in hope of a postive anwser , but yeah i thought if you pay enough i might have a chance

And when i said that i had an crush on her , i ment that if i could choose a fart model to be with one night , that would be her.

The only down part of emma ink is that she never complains about the smell or even describe them , beside a few videos she made.

Sorry for my bad english

[Dildo T Baggins]

Dildo , tbh i must say it was worth it to start this thread. I dont know how much time u spended making that post but it sure is more time than i putted in this thread. It was an adventure reading your post and i feel honord that u mentioned my name so many times

I like ur post alot!

But tbh im not really searching my ass of to meet her. I was just asking in general if such thing is possible. This thread was the only thing i did in hope of a postive anwser , but yeah i thought if you pay enough i might have a chance

And when i said that i had an crush on her , i ment that if i could choose a fart model to be with one night , that would be her.

The only down part of emma ink is that she never complains about the smell or even describe them , beside a few videos she made.

Sorry for my bad english

I feel you, we've all been there one time or another with crushes on these sexy, gassy gals.
I felt sort of bad using you as my character and it certainly wasn't personal by any means.
But, I figured you 'd know it was all tongue 'n cheek. ::great

I agree about EMMA, I also wish she'd describe her smell! I imagine eggy.::nyam

[theguyfromny]

+1 I've always wondered what they smelled like. I always pictured hers having a scent sort of like broccoli.

[lololo]

Dildo is the best man

[Dildo T Baggins]

Dildo is the best man

Damn, Fam I appreciate that!
Honestly though I'm just one in a circle of the best on the best forum bar none.
Take your seat bruv. http://i.imgur.com/ujgk0B7.gif?1
http://i.imgur.com/yOlVN31.gif?1

[Dildo T Baggins]

http://i.imgur.com/VwGnnAT.jpg?1

+1 I've always wondered what they smelled like. I always pictured hers having a scent sort of like broccoli.

http://i.imgur.com/eodl8Xn.jpg?1
http://i.imgur.com/VO1tv3G.gif?1
http://i.imgur.com/Z1zOgrv.jpg?1
http://i.imgur.com/pimDxfP.jpg?1
http://i.imgur.com/3so6hl4.jpg?1
http://i.imgur.com/LCGyBTp.gif?1

[booba12]

hahaha...

[saintrow]

The only down part of emma ink is that she never complains about the smell or even describe them , beside a few videos she made.



She do "complains" about the smell from time to time. Not very often, i would even say she do it quite rarely.
But we all know what does it mean for real. I mean all these "complains" (;