toddforum
13th September 2012, 03:41 AM
I am seeking an attractive female who farts a lot, who takes gassy dumps, and who doesn't mind being watched doing so. Prefer someone willing to wear miniskirts and knee-high black go-go boots or the nerdy schoolgirl look (short dresses/skirts or short-shorts with dark knee socks and brown or black leather penny loafers, Oxfords or similar dressy shoes) for the full sexy fart effect, to give me the ultimate boner. (No mistresses, just a woman whose farts I can smell and enjoy while enjoying her social and sexual company.) Feel free to message me, either here or at [email protected], if you meet the above criteria, and feel free to send your pics as well. (Serious inquiries only, please -- no scams or frauds.) Thanks.
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