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beezo
27th July 2010, 10:51 PM
Hi everyone

Well I've been with my girlfriend for a year now and still havent told her about the fetish. i have been I've been luky enough to see her fart a few times in front of me by accident. They are only small and airy so far with no smell but i 'm not complaining.
Anyway to try and get her more comfortable to do it i've just been playful with her and a while ago we played cards and the loser we joked get face farted, needless to say she won, but when it came to judgement time she was to nervous, i think and she did fart in the end but it wasent on me. Well i said i wanted a rematch and i let her choose the forfeit this time an she wanted the face fart forfeit again and she was being all cocky saying i should prepare myself for when i lose, and that i should get double the punishment because she didden't complete it last time by farting in my face. So i'm really looking forward to this i have a feeling she willl be on a winning streak once we get round to playing and my forfeit. I'll let you all know how it turns out, if not this week def next week, so wish me luck guys ::nyam

girlfartsrhot
27th July 2010, 10:52 PM
Haha awesome man, good luck! :)

Redneb7
27th July 2010, 10:58 PM
bad luck ( for your cardsgame ) ( and gl....... you know )

footfetishguy
27th July 2010, 11:05 PM
Oh good luck man this sounds good inform of how it goes ::crazy

FartPallette69
27th July 2010, 11:51 PM
This is a good strategy and how i have obtained face farts.
I would make bets and lose on purpose.
act the part, but ofcourse they have to be comfortable to fart around you, so you need to acomplish that first.
farting around them doesn't always do the trick, sometimes that can discourage them, because they can feel overwhelmed and grossed out and not want to encourage you anymore.
You have to make them feel that you can trust a girl who is open to farting, that it means you guys have reached a whole new level in your relationship, and it's funny blah blah blah.
challenge them to farting contests with rewards in the end.
Like "if I win you give me a back massage, and if you win I will give you a back massage'
That shit works all the time.
Or "if I win I choose the movie tonight, if you win, you choose the movie tonight"
You get the idea.
Then you can start to play the face fart games.
One of my favs is the fart smelling challenge.
whoever can last the longest smelling ones farts wins.
So you have to let them win sometimes, yes that does mean breaking away
and demand rematches.
There are all kinds of ways to get girls to fart, and to go as far as getting the chance to directly smell them without having to tell them your fetish.
i have learned I have witnessed more, and more enjoyment by not telling girls I have a fart fetish.
Humor is a great way to get girls to fart, if you're a funny guy and can make a girl laugh then you're ahead of the game.
Rememebr be sly, don't be creepy, play it off when you feel they will start to suspect.
Do not over kill that is KEY.
Like don't make everything about farts. especially now a days with all those loud mouthed idiots who have raided the internet and slobber all over every thing that has to do with a girl farting and making it apparent there is a fart fetish out there yet the only people who are outspoken about it, are people who are rude, lack charm, and just utterly disgusting pedophiles.
You got the morons that take fart porn and put them up on youtube, like it wasn't enough to put brazilian moutrh farting porn, and cake farting porn up in the mainstream areas for "normal" people to witness and be disgusted with us, without us even having a chance to explain ourselves.
Yes I am ranting about the people who have this fetish that ruin this fetish for the rest us who use tact and have been doing quite well before these morons started swarming the net.

Mary
28th July 2010, 12:29 AM
I started farting in my husbands face in a similar way. We were joking around and I threatened, "If you do that again I will fart in your face!" It was the worst threat I could come up with. Well he immediately dared me to fart in his face. So I did. He did not like it the first time. About a month after that during sex, I accidentally farted in his face. Well, after that he started asking me to fart in his face. I suspect I created his fetish.

It sounds like your lady is also playful and thinks farting is funny. Keeping things light was good advice. If she is comfortable farting around you it is only a matter of time. Good luck!

azaleachan
28th July 2010, 01:31 AM
lol. that was how i got into this fetish. he didn't overkill, just played around with the idea of me farting.
i get that it grows until it gets so disgusting people get sick with the thought...but keeping it lowkey, makes it sexy and not so gross for 'normal' people.

1313Jr.1313
28th July 2010, 07:14 AM
you are definitely on the right track so good luck with that. let us know how it turns out :D

fartsmella
28th July 2010, 09:09 PM
yes best of luck :).I hope she's really gassy this time ;)
FS

hacss2
28th July 2010, 09:19 PM
lucky bastard ::happy

beezo
30th July 2010, 12:36 AM
Ok i have an update!

Well we spent the day together yesterday and today and we got around to playing some card games which she did win unfortunately tho she just wasent gassy enouhgh to let one rip in my face, but she said next time she definately will because she still owes me the forfeit.

Anyway while i wasent lucky enough to get a facefart this time she did tell me about someone who did. My girlfriend has to be at work in the early hours so she has to get the first running trains. Well when she got on it was completely packed full and she found a seat but when she stood up for a couple seconds to get a newspaper, some guy took her seat even tho he could see she was still sitting there. Well my girlfriend decided to just carry on standing, next to the man who stole her seat, with her butt about a foot from his face and there was plenty of other people standing around too. She had also been holding in a fart at the time too that she was gonna release once she got off, but because she was annoyed at the man she told me she farted a silent one out on purpose pratically right in his face and she said it really stunk too because she hadn't taken a dump that morning yet either. She said she could hear the man sniffing and scratching his nose like people do when they smell something bad for a while because the smell seemed to linger.there were so many people round tho that he prob didn't know it was her but he may have had his suspicions, i bet he dosent even realise what a lucky experience he has had.

1313Jr.1313
31st July 2010, 01:00 PM
wowee?